if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong
Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!
clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you
the perfect boyfriend for the signs:
aries: cocky in public but has a soft side when you guys are alonetaurus: really clingy and cheesy
gemini: he's always the one who buys you expensive gifts in the most useless occassions
cancer: very very very very very cuddly
leo: gentleman as fUCk
virgo: very romantic and emotional
libra: always brags to his friends how awesome your shower sex was last night
scorpio: always prepares cute surprises
sagittarius: the one with the daddy kink hmm dominant yes wow
capricorn: would go with everything you say
aquarius: fUCKBOY okay bye
pisces: would do really girl things with you just to make you happy
why are my feet always so unreasonably cold? biology side of tumblr?
ice shoe??? shoe made ice???? (source)
oh fuck that’s probably it
me: time for bed
me, laying in the dark 10 minutes later: holy shit i want to eat a whole baguette
me, laying in the dark 10 minutes later: holy shit i want to eat a whole baguette
